(starting to suspect that my gf is secretly a blue pikmin): hey babe i accidentally dropped my keys in that pond over there👈☹️think you’d be able to fetch them for me?👀

Don’t let corny people who secretly wish they were creative make u feel bad about believing in your craft

taste has two dimensions 1. knowing what you like 2. being able to articulate why

not arguing with a tall, soft spoken, kindhearted man. whatever you say handsome

okay here's another way to pitch the prisoner to you guys: Imagine if Daniel Craig quit being James Bond to make his own Twin Peaks

They should greenlight a PITT spinoff called THE PITT: NIGHTSHIFT, and it should have a supernatural angle like BAYWATCH NIGHTS. Vampire comes into the ER, ghost haunting the waiting room, etc.

women in GLAM (Galleries, Libraries, Archives and Museums)

you have to go after what you want even if it’s unconventional bc you won’t be satisfied unless you do

women in MASH (mansions, apartments, shacks, houses)

always make time for enjoyment because suffering will make time for itself.

That moment when you, a guyfailure, come across another guyfailure, and maximize your joint flop

I’m giving up self doubt for lent

Please do not learn to be normal about your romantic feelings. They are supposed to render you abnormal. You are meant to be deranged by them.

Julian Bashir always looks like it's his first day being alive and he's confused about it

Not a new observation but one of the best motivators to clean your house really is somebody you care to impress coming over

it’s the era of the person who loves life and runs towards it!!! not hides from it, not endlessly contemplates it… loves its struggle, its strain… loves the contact, the feeling of heat in their calves! life is not easy.. but you could be happy, grateful.. at peace!

if you're an indie creator you NEED to be moving like Toby Fox: - do not talk to fans. at all. - maintain almost complete radio silence unless there's an announcement to be made - out of absolutely nowhere, reference fandom brainrot memes to completely break the fans' minds

Ingmar Bergman on the creative process

Something tells me she's not going to give up coffee that easily