I interrupted this one quite exquisitely. The least you could do is listen, you worthless bipeds.

You can hear some of my many exploits in the background. Def worth a listen.

For the first time in mankind’s blip of existence, a human, ⁦Slothman Prophecies Podcast⁩ , has photographed my slumbers in the ancient cardboard tomb-city of Ryleh. His evisceration is pending.

I really made some waves in this one. Mwhahahaha

Come listen to me NOT jump on a blanket fort!

Dear Slothman Prophecies Podcast, 💩. I’ll be on the couch, thx.

Justin’s back! And we talk about the creepiest #cryptid in town, the #FlatwoodsMonster in Episode 25: The Braxton County Stinky Owl Incident! #NotAnOwl #Alien #Braxxie #GreenMonster #Stinky itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/slo…

By learn XML he means watch YouTube and copy paste.

Listen to these nerdz talk about video games for ten minutes, then there’s a giant mosquito.

I only joined Twitter because I thought it was some sort of poultry delivery service.

Yo Viewers! Do you prefer the Katie eps and the well known topics? Good because on this one she helps me discuss the #MaryCeleste one of the spookiest ships of all time! It’s Episode 31: Vindictive Coral! #unsolved #podcast #podernfamily #boats #fiestaween itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the…

Come listen to me terrorize this production. #podcats #podernfamily #listendamnyou

Mmmm we got some tasty leftovers for you Viewers! It’s an amuse bouche of Cuban Yellow Balloons, Rufus the Demon Core, the Man from #Taured. Oh, and do you remember #Doveland, Wisconsin? It’s Episode 37: Thanksgiving Leftovers - The Highest Stakes Jenga! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the…

Required reading nerdz. Get on it.

Ho ho ho.

I tried to stop them, but I failed.

About to record #Betty&BarneyHill part 2! #professionalcat #cathulhu #producer #podcast

For your Memorial Day travels! It’s Episode 42: #Betty&BarneyHill Abduction Part II - A Little Phallic! #UFO #HillAbduction #Aliens #Podcast #sweetDelsey podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the…

Majestic AF. #cathulhu #CatsOnTwitter #slothpod