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I made it through my whole pregnancy without taking a picture like this and I just want to say, you’re welcome

A friend tried to talk to bond with me over the experience of reading to her baby in utero and I swore she was speaking a foreign fucking language

I'm back dickheads

I've scrolled for 7 minutes and can confirm nothing has changed

Parenting a toddler is just wondering where he found the Cheerio that's in his mouth and not really wanting to know the answer. At least it's a cheerio this time.

I'm not gonna do the whole live tweet my child thing but sometimes his level of pure chaos is just too awe inspiring to not share

It's been long enough that I don't remember who I spite follow anymore so if I don't like you but I liked your tweet I didn't mean it

Checking in to say that pregnancy and motherhood has only affirmed how pro choice I am. It was and is the hardest thing and I had the luxury of choosing this for myself. Forced birth is an atrocity.

I had an abortion this year that saved my life. I was told I could wait and see if my tube would rupture, and if it didn't- try to survive a pregnancy with an ovarian mass. I took the option that guaranteed me going home to the baby I had already birthed into the world.

The point is religious proclamations steeped in racist and mysognistic agendas have no place in healthcare and this will kill female bodied people. Also they should figure out how to not administer methotrexate via ass injections cause that shits demeaning.

Abortion as interventional healthcare is already steeped in judgement and fraught with trauma even with these protections. Abortion as a defense against a mental health crisis isn't taken seriously. This measure will make it impossible to navigate exceptions without costing lives

Love teaching Hassan new things about septa like how when a pot hole gets big enough they reroute the whole bus line to avoid it instead of the city just.... Fixing the pothole. Beautiful.

I like to call the amount of sleep I'm about to get the "Millennial 8". Tonight the Millennial 8 is 4 and a half hours.

Just checking in. I'm stoned for the first time in a year in a studio in London's equivalent of the Bromuda Triangle. There's a club outside my window repeating the refrain of Beautiful Girls by Sean Kingston.

For just once in my life I want to know what it feels like to Energize

In 24 hours, Elon Musk banned accounts he said he never would, made up new rules to justify it, threatened legal action against a 20-year-old, pontificated on how doxing is banned on the platform, and then immediately doxed a man. trib.al/V9JEL5O