NOBODY HAS EVER HEARD THIS FAMOUS CRYSTAL FLUTE BEFORE NOW YOU HAVE IM THE FIRST & ONLY PERSON TO EVER PLAY THIS PRESIDENTIAL 200-YEAR-OLD CRYSTAL FLUTE— THANK YOU Library of Congress ❤️

Hearing LIZZO play some of the Library's priceless antique instruments on Monday was such a gift, and we were honored and happy to help her share that gift with her concert audience Tuesday night. Here is some more behind-the-scenes footage of her Library tour. #LizzoAtLOC

planning to have a glow-up this summer or stay the same or also possibly look a little worse

Ohhhhh my god u used to run your elite college’s student newspaper? and it was emotionally draining but you went on to work for a major national paper and are now highly successful? should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party?should we invite bella hadid

my belated New Year’s resolution is to post more of my Law360 stories online. as of last night, I’m also on bluesky! 🦋✨ catherinemarfin.bsky.social

That was a nice hour long twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow

wife and I tried watching this. within 5 minutes she says “oh i get it they’re going to keep having mysteries and never tell you the answers so you keep watching forever? turn it off.”

the concept of an innie whose entire existence is band practice #severance

2023: Barbie summer 💗 2024: Brat summer 💚 2025: Kit summer 💔

accidentally just opened my front camera. we remain grateful for personality.

Matthew, before pouring catnip on the floor for the girls: it’s Friday night for them, too

I use em dashes because they’re beautiful to me and I will never stop!!!

it can be sooooo healing to stay up until 3am. unfortunately it will also completely ruin your life

the bastardization of em dash by chatgpt….this attack on true writers everywhere….alas the ellipses endures uncorrupted….the final trace of human touch….

wait a second.... if IM crashing out.. and YOURE crashing out..... who's locking in?!?!?!?

happy 9th birthday to miss winnie woo!!

Hi Can I bring my iPad with me when we hangout