I love a starbucks seasonal late, but sometimes they try to give me diabetes with 75 pumps of syrup and I have to throw the coffee away..

There’s being delayed and then there’s National Express late.. this surely is a joke?

Bring back Uber pool

The only reason I have Facebook is to see those lengthy videos of people rescuing animals in the wild

Since I’m acting like a 15 year old girl asking my mom for an advent calendar she made me one suiting a 15 year old.. AND I LOVE IT. Once I put these on it’s over for you bitches.

Being positive in a negative situation is not naive. It's leadership - Ralph Marston

Perks of having a gym on my block is I can get there in 15 seconds - but at 8am I am deffo the most disheveled looking one here #straightouttabed

Small claims

And some about 20 000 #smallclaims

Whoever is doing the subtitles on love island diserve an award for interpretation and linguistics

Cozzy liv Three UK

Why does all the cooking videos require me to have an air fryer ?! Cozzy liv for some we got oven and microwave help a girl out. #cooking

MUSIC VIDEO IS OUT! fr.coco - Origami (Official Music Video) youtu.be/bucdNg2YDLs via YouTube

New release: Fanclub available now on all major music platforms ditto.fm/fanclub via @DittoMusic

Excited to perform at UNMSTRD with BBE Tweets at bubba oasis in Angel!!! Some other amazing talents there so gonna be a night you don’t wanna miss ;) Get your tickets here: fixr.co/event/unmstrd-…

Just got some cheese from Waitrose & Partners got to the park and it’s moldy.. will be nibbling on ham on its own. Gross they sell this shit.

It’s not oyster itself that’s expensive it’s the wages you have to pay for someone to open them.. probably the worlds most tedious hard job 😂

I am now 30, have become an aunt and growing my own potatoes are exciting

This is what you let PayPal see when you set up an account :O #PrivacyMatters

If X is starting to charge for using the platform this may be my last tweet - rest in peace to the banter, will miss the trolls and all the people with uninteresting thoughts and opinions (me being one of them) xx