So the joys of being off work is watching too much day time tv. Have become way to involved in the lives of the couples of 90 day fiancé. Need to get off the sofa!

Not sure if it's a weather or an age thing, but currently looking through wardrobe for warm clothes regardless of what they look like. Rocking the crazy lady layered look

I'm not saying my timeline is behind but I just saw a headline saying the queen in marrying someone called Albert!

Another day, another To Do List to ignore!

Power dressing is back! itv.com/thismorning/fa… via This Morning. Where oh where can I find the necklace the first model was wearing This Morning

Ladies and gentlemen, Shug. And two polis #StillGameQuote

The drunk on the bus, trying to cheer up crying baby by asking Siri to play teletubbies tune ( try saying that after a few Carling.)Gives up and sings it himself.

One day I hope my teens learn that plates are not like boomerangs, they don't find their own way back to the kitchen!

You know you have caring sons when after a jar of mayo shoots out the fridge and lands on your foot, their only concern is, if their is enough mayo left for their sarnies. Thanks boys

Hospital dilemma. When your visiting and they fall asleep do you a) sneak out early and hope no one tells b) sit their patiently or c) be a bitch and wake him up

Sitting waiting for The Bodyguard to start. God knows my Sunday needs some excitement.

Watching an USA show, where the bride said her body shape was a bumdo, the confused presenter asked her, what that was, she replied, when you tummy sticks out more than your bum do!, love it!!

Do you think Lorraine Kelly has a painting in the attic, I swear she is looking younger. #Lorraine

I'm not saying I'm impatient, but I have been on this diet for 3 days now and still have not dropped a dress size. It's going to be a long month !

I bloody love Nile Rogers and chic. #Strictly

My sons are both Red Dwarf fans. So I am backing Danny #strictly2018

Or as my sons like to call him ....Dwayne Dibble. Go Danny. #StrictlyComeDancing2018

In memory of Paul and all our lost loved ones

Strictly are saving the best until last! #TeamGandT

When you have a wee break from twitter, 3 years, come back and can't find where anything is