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i want to eat healthy but the parasites that want hot cheetos cant stop whispering to me

I wouldn’t say people pleaser but me, myself, & i

“so when we gonna link?” me:

my friends and i when we go out

Them: What’s on your mind ? 🧠 Me:

Big booty is a state of mind

Oh to dress up and drink silly pretty overpriced cocktails with my sexy friends

i’m a bilingual bitch i HAHA and i JAJA..

gentle reminder:

Happy 305 Day, dallleeeee

me laughing at my own text because I’m hilarious

ymao (yapping my ass off)

easily the funniest thing I’ve seen happen all year.

recap of 23🤠 (the cake was delicious)

!Twenty Pho Hour!

Meet Fat Albert, he is the heaviest polar bear in Alaska. The average polar bear should weigh around 450kg (1000lbs), though Fat Albert weighs a whopping 679kg (1500lbs).

“We were kids together but now we’re adults together” -D

Day 1 of 3/3 didactic! ( me and Benjamin🫶🏽 )