My favorite show is TMZ

The feminine urge to leave this fucking nail salon

Game o clock Time to Google NBA dogs And eat mini Oreos

I want the Tana Mongeau pickles

Of course I'm missing Jason derulo July 4 in Atlantic City

The Night Shift is the best show on YouTube

Downtown Thessaloniki 🇬🇷

I def looked better before I put on these fucking James Charles endorsed lashes the cat marnell story

I still hang out with mainly party people tho I just leave earlier lol

I need a new boyfriend

Always grateful to be in 🇬🇷

I love silly people

I hope this creepy rash behind my knees lasts forever

Just wrapped another GREEEEEKKKKKK RETREAT and boy is my jaw tired from yammering about Glamour as Literary Device and stuffing myself with delicious deep-fried zucchini. As ever, new column on: SUBSTACK: catmarnell.substack.com/p/129-dispatch… (free preview) and PATREON: patreon.com/posts/129-disp…

I'm drinking coffee at noon in Baku

Go OKC Thunder from Down Under

I skibbled (Eloise word) up the Candy Cane Mountains in Azerbaijan 🇦🇿

Happy birthday Tana Mongeau one of my heroes

I'm in Tashkent Uzbekistan 🇺🇿 temperature 105 but I actually kinda forgot the weather

I've got about 40 straight guy friends