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Kellen

@casuallaserdude

Passably handsome. Mild mannered blue collar worker by day. Autistic leaning 💩 poster by night. mostly Satire, except when you can’t tell.

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calendar_today18-10-2022 12:23:39

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When the wave of my life recedes from the shore, don’t cry for my cleansing. Forever; a wave washing… Once more. #TheCasualCalligrapher

When the wave of my life recedes from the shore,
don’t cry for my cleansing. 
Forever; a wave washing… 
Once more. 

#TheCasualCalligrapher
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If you have an insurmountable problem, move a few pebbles each day. Eventually you’ll find you’ve moved a whole mountain.

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My soon to be ex- wife told me one night that if I put on one of her dresses and said I was a woman she’d affirm it (long story) Liberal feminist women have ruined society. Us men are to blame for giving them Children. Next relationship I’m asking the dress question first. Oops.

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Liberal feminist values, at their finest, look like affirming men who wear dresses. At its worst, it looks like mutilating children and calling everyone else a problem.

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I’m going to start posting grammatically incorrect things just for engagement. I pacifically said what I’m going to do.

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I give up. People are beyond the pale. I’m going to devote my life to digging a big hole just for the sole purpose of digging it. And then once I’ve proved my point in 50 years I’ll plop dead. That’ll show ‘em.

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Good morning. I wrote this a while back after my Dad passed. With everything going on in life it feels relevant again. “Change hides in the hour of desperation when you just can’t take it anymore.” ~The Casual Calligrapher~

Good morning. I wrote this a while back after my Dad passed. With everything going on in life it feels relevant again. 

“Change hides in the hour of desperation when you just can’t take it anymore.”
~The Casual Calligrapher~
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I started my new job on Tuesday. All I do is work the produce section at a local store. It’s so easy. No boss yelling at me, no crazy drama. Just chopping lettuce, and packing corn. Nice to have a laid back job.