Sommige Tesla beliebers vragen mij wel eens 'Ton. Hoeveel van die speculaas Tesla wielophangingen zijn er nou al afgebroken? En heb jij beeld ervan, als bij Tesla met pas 35.000 mijl op teller de zoveelste wielophanging pats! afbreekt, midden op snelweg?' Honderden, zeg ik dan

This is (at least) the second time that Musk acted on Russia's behalf in the war. The first time was in Crimea. SpaceX should be nationalized. $TSLA

Treason secured!

"To be extremely clear, no matter how much I disagree with the Ukraine policy, Starlink will never turn off its terminals. We would never do such a thing" (Elon Musk - March 9, 2025)

Finding a reason to finally exit this. We could only congratulate him if he really pulls this - leaving the bag to the dumb sheep he sucked in.

Never mind the $30T, the TAM for immortality is infinite.

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I spent hundreds of dollars buying every filing of the musk private foundation in Curacao, spending at least 100 hundred hours on it too. I found nothing just a regular financier looking after his family. But if anyone wants the files, dm me and I'll send you all the files.

$tsla long live $tslaq ht MotherCabriniPreys DrCastorp

New Handelsblatt article on Tesla just dropped. handelsblatt.com/unternehmen/in…

A time machine would be nice to post this to $tsla bulls in 2021. Maybe Musk can invent one by next year.

Tesla’s $TSLA OG stock pumper at $MS is moving along with his favorite meme stock narrative: “Focus on embodied AI and humanoid robotics…”. 🤣 Or in a Wayne Gretzky analogy: "I skate to where the pump is going to be, not where it has been." $TSLAQ

Tesla sales in Europe are in free fall and the pain is just starting electrek.co/2025/08/05/tes… by @fredericlambert

Halo effect soon?

Remember back when we had an SEC that felt part of its mission was to protect naive retail investors against predatory CEOs? Ah, the good old days!

Tesla isn’t a car company, it’s an AI / Robot promises company. Educate yourself $TSLA

$TSLA call buying program trumps any bad news, that's how the stock has been kept sky high for years despite all the missed deadlines, disappointing product launches, declining earnings, political scandals etc. Only things that matter are gamma squeeze + narrative. $TSLAQ

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Update: Elon launched a robotaxi network with people in the car as FSD is still not ready Holmes sent samples to labs to do the work since her machine was not ready yet. Both knew their tech didn’t work at the time Discuss

Stop this madness.