Schools close, Tom Hanks, trouble in the big banks, no vaccine, quarantine, no more toilet paper seen. Travel ban, Weinstein, panic COVID-19, NBA, gone away, what else do I have to sayyyyyy

Live stream of Kris Brannon’s (Sonics Guy) Memorial starting at 11am PST today 7/17

Wordle 205 2/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Hey #Tacoma! The helicopters are back. It’s a private firm contracted to perform “LiDAR” research of high-transmission structures & lines. This requires sustained hovering at low altitudes of 200 to 300 feet to ensure research integrity.

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So cool! Me and my teammates showing our Blue Friday pride last year just got retweeted by the Seahawks! x.com/Seahawks/statu…

Nothing reminds you that you live close to the water quite like foghorns at 4am.

I love it when MJ🦄 quietly rocks out at her desk.

Apparently the trick to injuring NFL players this season is to put them in my FF lineup. Anyone want to trade me for a bunch of Patriots?

Step 1: Open your browser to google.com Step 2: search for 'a long time ago in a galaxy far far away' Step 3: enjoy!

Just hanging out in the foul ball zone #GoMariners

Me (in HR mode): No you can't have a bottle of whiskey for a company birthday treat. It must be food. Employee: In that case, jello shots.

Want to embarrass or confuse your child? Turn up the volume on the 90s station and bust out your favorite dance moves. #whoompthereitis

You can learn a bit about a person when all their compliance presentation case study examples feature Tommy Chong as the hero.

Behind someone at the coffee counter loudly demanding a sugar free drink...but with whip cream on top.

My thoughts when rummaging through office snacks: "It's like 10,000 Snickers when all you want is a Milky Way..."

You know your workday is going great when you've had reason to repeatedly flip off inanimate objects.

Little disturbed by how much talk I've seen from skateboarders wanting to try out the new Pac Ave overpass.

My kid helps with shopping like a cat helps with laundry.

If my eyeliner attempt is any indicator of how my day will go, I guess I'm in for a "raccoon in an earthquake" kinda day.