Having a working brain is so cool because I never have to use AI for anything. I can just ask my brain questions and it figures out answers

i need a bf b: billion f: fucking dollars

Norman Rockwell’s triple self-portrait, 1960

All quiet on the frontal lobe

There are bunnies all over the world

blocking people isn’t enough i want to microwave them

An Early Morning Snow at Waffle House outside of Cleveland, Ohio

if i got possessed demonically i wouldn’t even notice it. with everything else i’ve got going on

Tonight we shall read a passage from the old testicle

tomorrow is christmas

Why am I obsessed with Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau even tho I also hate it???

sorry i didn't text you back i've been dealing with the curse

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The reason I love cities where it snows in Japan.

"you'd better not be an idaho-shaped bluebird when i get there" me:

thank god im not a heart surgeon bc i do not know how to do heart surgery. like no one ever taught me

As a freelancer who has been working for Discovery for the past two years I am officially going to k*ll myself

“It’s all in ur head” true, however I am also in there and I’m scared bro

I was today years old when I found out about the couple of figure ice skaters that won gold at the 2018 Winter Olympics that people joked were looking like Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau... They would have found each other in every universe

Honestly goals and I can’t believe I’m saying this