That's not how rollercoaster accidents happen btw

Bread failed, might as well try circuses

This is how I want to go out by the way (in this situation I am the penguin)

If you are genuinely worried that this is true then you should stop whining and just transition

Sort of wonder why news sites even bother posting on here any more given the state of the first 50 replies

It's weird, usually the basic functions of government that keep societies alive start to crumble *after* the revolution has started.

the cass ✨ *helping you into a taxi* 'and what are you saying to the triage nurse?' '"it feels like i've got around 4mm of ST elevation in V5 and 6 and reciprocal depression in II and III"' 'good lad, don't forget to chew an aspirin on the way'

Say what you want but they have a plan and it's clearly working

I hope you’re ready for all the ‘They need to learn from Reform & maybe Be more like Reform’ from all your Liberal faves today, mixed with a healthy smattering of ‘What do these Peasants know?!’ & ‘this is all Leftists fault’

Channel 4 you are taking the piss

hey our reserve driver saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe

This makes way more sense when you remember that 23% of the UK population lives deep in the woods and only interacts with the outside world via YouGov poll

feminism is when you call women names for plainly stating facts about sexual assault

I'm 30 today what did y'all get me

Reminder that this data is from a company which sells passports to rich people. Even according to their figures, it would mean around 0.63% of the UK's millionaires are likely to leave this year, complete in line with the average over the past decade. taxjustice.net/press/milliona…

have the senior officers tried not being massive babies about it?