Big shout out to Mr. bergilicious- can’t forget him too 🤍

I need a vulnerable human willing to play video games with Kat and I tonight.

Noah Kahan here we come Kat 🦄 💕

Facts were spilled

Hawk tuah

I said my peace

Today at work an elderly dog collapsed. We rushed him to my car and we lost a heartbeat and pulse on the drive there. Really struggling to shake this one.

I stg if my gf keeps tweeting bb things when she knows I don’t like spoilers but like her 🔪

Where are my friends 👉🏼👈🏼

How you know Kat is ready for bed: “Come on puppies, time for bed” every single night.

I spent $100 for a haircut, no coloring, and I feel dirty for it 🥸

Why does my gfs car smell like a freshly cleaned portapotty

Riley kinda ate up her costume

Screaming happy birthday to one of my favorite humans to have ever existed 🥰 thank you for putting up with my shit and being there for me when I needed you. Hope you have a kick ass day and I can’t wait to see where we travel to next b 🤍

I could be getting a promotion tomorrow and I’m so anxious to find out the answer 😭

I got the job 🥲

Fuck. You.

Life with you is nothing short of amazing. I love you & happy birthday 🤍 Kat 🦄

Ready to book my next vacation now ✌🏼

Redzone qued, football season is a go 🏈