i got to read a draft of thistlefoot & i need you to preorder so you can meet all my friends who live inside it 🏚🍗🍗

just accidentally microwaved my coffee for 11 and a half minutes ama

In two hours, I will be hosting a potluck where all five guests have been asked to bring the same dish: a recreation of Robert Pattinson’s iconic 2020 monstrosity, piccolini cuscino Wish me luck, and forgiveness in the eyes of god

Some of my dinner party guests have begun posting process pics from their homes as they cook. Oh god

A true last supper. Good night and good luck

my latest covid exposure was due to mini golf, so at least if i get sick it’s going to be fucking whimsical

great news everyone i fixed my car

i was inadvertently in the background of my roommate's zoom call & her colleague paused to apologize for swearing in front of a "young person" ... i was wearing a good charlotte tshirt & juuling so that one may be on me

the first episode of lore i researched dropped today!! i’m so excited to be part of this team & develop a new hyperfixation every week

buying your friends’ books isn’t enough, you gotta dress up too

Gef, Gef, Gef, Gef, GEF!!!! If you don’t know what I’m talking about, do yourself a favor and listen to this Lore Podcast episode researched by cassandra de alba