(2043, Lindsay Graham, being kept alive by stem cells extracted from the testicles of 5 year olds) of course the war with Iran was a mistake. We all know that. Qatar is different. They don’t let gay people drive

she said she was gonna take a nap and then just started doing this

deleting ur city off the weather app. u lost me

blehhhhhh

all men do is lie and go to japan

fuck israel and fuck ice!

If youre a trans girl in your late teens/early twenties, the worst thing you could do to yourself is hang out exclusively with girls in their 30's. If this is confusing you'll understand when youre older

As my family grows I can feel the weight of responsibility falling from the heavens a bit more every day

Leftists are telling you 2 years before the primary that we will not vote for Gavin Newsom if he's the nominee. You have 2 years to find someone else.

i’m smoking thoinky oinky you know i got that thoinky on me

At the dinner table, my sister asked all of us what color her boyfriends shirt was. After we all said grey, she turned to him & said "now tell them what color you think it is" and he just quietly replied "dark white" 😭

FAAH

i feel like i need to go Juche and get a bag

Imagine 50 years from now, a world where robots grow all the food and bring it to your neighborhood for free. Do you want it owned by Elon Musk, Bill Gates, and Jeff Bezos? Or do you want it to be publicly owned and pay for it with your taxes. That’s capitalism vs socialism.

CIA asset lmaooo

is it normal to constantly feel like you’re in trouble and like everyone is mad at you All time and that everyone talks bad about you behind your back

It’s awful being mentally wired like a neurotic horse. I interpret everything as “I’m in trouble.” Phone buzzes? I’m in trouble. My boss calls me into the office? I’m in trouble. I need to unlearn that automatic reaction.

I have the mental illness where if I don’t have something specific and thought-out to say, I just don’t speak to someone, even though I rationally know people interpret silence negatively