🔥The 9th Round of Easy Loan, Earn $40 Reward is in progress❗️ ⏰ Promotion Period: January 15th - Feburary 15th, 2025 👉 Register now and check more details at gate.io/campaigns/358

I loved the Fire Island movie… or I hated it… whichever will make me more beloved…

Where should I buy a $400 bottle of wine? The cafe, the bakery, or the laundromat?

👙 Sprang break forever... our newest issue opens with Lil Ms Springfield on the 10th(!) anniversary of SPRING BREAKERS:⁠ inthemoodmagazine.com/issue-4/spring…

In Montreal everyone dresses like shit but in a chic way, whereas in Toronto everyone dresses chic but in a shitty way… makes you think…

Drake makes music for the 16 year old girls who shoulder tap outside the Spadina LCBO, and I say that as a compliment

Still thinking about yesterday when I was walking down queen west and I saw this beautiful wood paneled car and thought “who’s sick ride is that?” And then lil orochimaru sticks his gay ass hand out the window and goes “ohhh heyyyy”

These are not Cancon canon to me… however loving the fit of the BC girl (Charlsea??)

Saw Elvis movie… Was 48 hrs long randomly. Montages inside of montages. All anachronisms dropped by the final act… Priscilla tore.

The world is a vampire

“I know we usually think of gentrification as a good thing…” - overheard last night at the bougie Art thing, said without irony

Diana Ross performing “Love Hangover” on The Muppet Show, 1980

Support 👏🏽 Illiterate 👏🏽writers 👏🏽

I wish I could but I have to edit this copy about a millennial sock brand :(

Was waiting for this to materialize…

Bass Pro Shop hats have become the new Trasher ts I fear….

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are based

Crazy how every time I chop onions I am a guest star on The Bear

Finally reached the point in my Saturn return where I’ve agreed to go to a meditation retreat in the woods

Got a ride back from the mediation retreat with an aspiring actress from Edmonton. Talked about my cigarette addiction and sang along to ARTPOP. Felt right.

It’s hack to hate on ossington