OMG. I just asked Grok to speak in tongues for me and then translate it. Picrel is what it gave me. This response is just so perfect. I heard that exact same bullshit every Sunday in Pentecostalism! Get this 21st century digital boy a fundagelical pastor job, stat!

"Nashville's worst-kept secret" isn't really about Michael Tait any more than "Houston's worst-kept secret" was really about #SBC kingmaker Paul Pressler. Both are about the rotted tree of #evangelicalism itself. patreon.com/posts/former-n…

The problem isn't that Brent Leatherwood didn't represent the #SBC's members. It's that he didn't represent its hardliner faction. Those hardliners accuse him of playing to "DC elites," when they're the ones pining hardest for temporal power. patreon.com/posts/southern…

In terms of its own marketing promises, the SBC's Conservative Resurgence was a resounding failure. But it did way worse than just fail. patreon.com/posts/true-leg…

I promise you this: However dumb you think this situation is going into it, the reality is so much dumber than you could have imagined. It's layers upon layers of dumb. #apologetics is such a disastrous look for #evangelicals. patreon.com/posts/evangeli…

Right-wing Christianity in general is completely free of accountability for the powerful. No wonder it's so infested with predators!

This is what the #SBC's hardliner faction is all about: avoiding responsibility for their abusive practices and behavior, for a system they designed to protect men just like themselves—men with secrets to hide. If #evangelicals' god existed, no way would he be okay with any of

Strangely, these "revivals" like the one recently held in Portland are like GNDN tubes in Star Trek. They go nowhere, do nothing. They're just a sugar high for believers to chase. I'm glad they had fun tho :) patreon.com/posts/another-…

Jesus told them they were sheep, not lions. Other writers in the NT told them they'd be slaughtered like sheep. But that doesn't feel good to modern American evangelicals in their quest for power.

Our ongoing review of Alpha Course, the evangelistic Bible study series that's run for decades now. It's been really bad so far. But in #5 here, its creators tackle prayer. And somehow it gets much, much worse. patreon.com/posts/alpha-co… #alphacourse #prayer

For a few years prior to 2015, I used to get in online fights with #evangelicals who didn't believe their religion was in decline. That year, though, Pew Research forced them to accept that fact. They didn't respond well. Here's a retrospective: patreon.com/posts/when-fre…

Indonesia is having some serious problems now. I hope the protesters are safe and can achieve the changes they want - such a beautiful country yet so troubled and so tilted against the poor.

If you ever wonder why #evangelicals keep trotting out tired old arguments like strawman #atheism, it's because they just don't have anything persuasive. They build and attack strawmen in hopes of making their own claims sound better. (LOL nope) patreon.com/posts/strawman…

This might be the worst Alpha Course video yet. This one's about why the Bible is totally relevant to everyone's lives. But Christians can say that as often as they please. That doesn't make it actually so. Even they know that! patreon.com/posts/alpha-co…

LOLOLOL There's a reason why Jesus was accused of being a drunkard at least once.

There's no "quiet revival" - or any other kind, for that matter. Here's why evangelicals can't face that truth: patreon.com/posts/revival-…

We explore how the Jewish taboo against eating pork led to the ultimate rejection of all things Roman: Christianity. This one became one of my favorite posts of the year so far. I hope you like it: patreon.com/posts/of-pigs-…

Once again, the Rapture. Like all the other times. But this time for sure! Really! Do Rapture hucksters realize how bad failed predictions look for their entire religion? Do their eager believers? It's doubtful. patreon.com/posts/septembe…