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NoelCaslerComedy🌙

@caslernoel

NYC Based Stand-Up Comedian•Noel Casler Podcast•Car Rants• 'Noel's Notes' on Substack•Tour Dates at https://t.co/snzWVJwEbz

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In America you can shoot up a church and get a free meal at BK on your way to jail. Or break into the US Capitol and try and kill the VP and be released on your own recognizance. But you damn sure better not have a license plate on your car that matches a stolen motorcycle.

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