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“The Trump we saw address the nation last night was very high. Let’s just get that out of the way at the beginning. We drug test many federal employees but somehow let the President of the United States unilaterally declare war while out of his mind.” open.substack.com/pub/noelcasler…

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‘Donald is traveling tonight on a plane/I can see the Benzo and Addy making him insane/and I can see Donald’s pupils big as a pie/must be from all the drugs and the lies/Oh god I hate Donald/gonna dance when he cries….’

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The WH won’t send their own DNI to brief Senate on Iran strikes because they know they are lying. Hegseth is a dishonest fool whom history will not be kind to, someday soon he’ll crawl back into a bottle and the world won’t miss him but the damage he is doing to USA is real.

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Pete Hegseth’s press conference probably did little to persuade anyone that the rape charges against him were not 100% legit. That dude is both pissant & predator. I know folks who work at FOX News and he was known as a dickhead and a drunk. TBH that’s half of the network now.

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Trump is HIGH AF right now, if you don’t believe me turn on your TV. Read ‘Noel’s Notes: Dawn Patrol’ for some insight: open.substack.com/pub/noelcasler…

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Tom Homan speaks like a man who dropped out of third grade. An angry idiot, pure American white trash. Can barely articulate words, this country is FULL of racist dickheads like him.

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Trump is now using the term ‘PERFECT FLIGHT’ to describe his stunt with Iran to attempt to win a Nobel Prize by brokering ‘peace’. Remember the ‘perfect phone call’ that got him impeached? Let’s do that again, when he says it’s perfect is always FUBAR.

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Oh man, what a loss. As journalism turns into tik tok videos and clickbait we will always have Bill Moyers work to remind us it can be so much more. His ‘Joseph Campbell’ series changed my life and I am sure countless others. Tom Casciato has a great remembrance here, rest easy 🙏