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i think people should be fined for spitting on the pavement

my heart is too soft for my own good

ngl weirds me out when grown men reply to each other with ❤️. like, at least use ⚔️ or something

elves smell like fir tree needles

the most merciful thing you can do to someone who has a crush on you is to completely block them out from your life from the outset

i think we should go back from handshakes to hand kisses. men can keep their handshakes but women's hands are better kissed than shaken

do yourself a favor and get yourself some beefy olives stuffed with feta

have you ever befriended a horse?

this guy here is sending his greetings but this tweet is too short to contain them

eating honeycrisp apples is equivalent to brushing your teeth

my handwriting has changed significantly compared to 10 years ago

man. i just made such a tasty carrot ginger soup

just when i was getting into eggs (2 per day), there’s now a nationwide shortage of them

there are three kinds of people: horses, wolves and birds (i’m a bird)

saw a dream where i was walking to a large building, and in it there was a room where a wealthy family kept their collection of Scriabin manuscripts. i was looking for a specific manuscript which i couldn't find there

sometimes i'm bursting with mischief😈

just won a battle against a gelato jar (opened it with a can opener since it resisted all other methods)

btw the exclamation mark is gone

bro last night was dark and stormy