I was relaxin on the sunny deck w me critters when my kid poked her head out & said something that stopped my ❤️- “Are u off work today?” Y’all, the panic. Then I realized it’s Sunday which I’ll spend removing splinters from falling out my chair & draggin myself to my laptop

2 Truths & a Lie in America 1) Last month I went to OR to facilitate my dad’s wish for medical aid in dying 2) This morning in MN I paid for an octogenarian’s breakfast after overhearing her date ask for separate checks 3) This afternoon I will jump out of a plane in WI

This is Pete Buttigieg with the only acceptable answer.

What the fuck is even this playlist

5 stars to Taco Cabana in Texas for providing comfort quesadillas and medicinal margaritas after a full day of cleaning out my father’s house

He’s the father of WTF

🤦🏾‍♂️👀

Texas in 3 photos (Guest room at my mom’s house, where I stayed over the weekend)

I keep hearing that I shouldn’t let politics interfere with friendships. Motherfucker, if you think 11 million immigrants need to be rounded up and put in camps, we are not going to be friends.

This has gone into my hair. Have not seen the results. 10 more minutes. Thank you for coming to my HED Talk.

Where on this cruise ship can I flush my automobile then?

On a cruise, like an asshole. At Saint Martin having a driver recommend ti punch which has a kick. Consider me fullsomely kicked.

2nd ti punch kick kucked at a fancier establishment on Saint Martin. Said d’accord to the server when she said they didn’t have the “rhum” I requested, Like an asshole She laughed.

On the Dutch side of St Maarten. Drinking a passionfruit-infused rum mojito now Like an asshole

Making one final stop before getting back on the ship. Had the bartender make me a mystery island rum drink Like an asshole

Embarrassed but not surprised. 
The attraction to domination, even when harmful to the attracted, is still v American. 
 What do we do? Build and maintain kind communities, i guess. Be each other’s strength.

“If your beliefs deny my humanity, question my identity, or disregard my rights, then my reaction is not the problem.” —VanessaandheriPhone

If you know what I mean by sleeping underwear then we can be friends

I just read this on Facebook: Someone asked "Why do many British people not like Donald Trump?" Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England, wrote this magnificent response: 1/

I love my country with all my heart and I've never been more embarrassed for America than the spectacle I just witnessed in the Oval Office. Zelensky is fighting for the survival of his country, his people and their democracy. Trump and Vance appear to be completely aligned with