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Mad that no other country feels the need to say this… makes you think 🤔

Fuck me, this is car crash stuff. Imagine you’re trying to save your country from existential threat and you’ve got to put up with this shit

Shithouses, the lot of them.

The golden generation were bang average

Bellend

The level of moron knocking about these days honestly scares me a bit

What a weird little nazi

Just for context, United are now guaranteed to finish on less points than Stuart Pearce’s 2005/06 City team, & if they fail to win on Sunday, his 2006/07 one too, which only scored 10 home goals.

Seen some mad tales in my time

Hideous 😍😍😍

Miss you babe

There’s a crowd, four’s a Partey

🚨 As promised, I’m giving away a free Rayan Cherki shirt to one of you. Just need to RT this post, follow Ous, winner announced in 10 days 🩵

South Africa need 282 to win and are no chance. Zero #WTCFinal #wtc2025final

Unlucky Mo

Why’s Rice talking Wardy through his first home Ashes Ton

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