If you look at a map of where Will Tellers is picking up up offers from— Ohio first then Michigan— you might think he is a 1960s Pro-Union presidential candidate, but Choate has already had one of those… though, Will has even more appeal with the ladies than JFK did.

I am blessed and excited to announce my commitment to rebuild Marshall Football in NCAA 25’. It was a long process to reach this point and I could not have done it without my coaches and family. Dreams do come true. Marshall is home. #AGTG #TheHerd #WeareMarshall

BREAKING NEWS: I would like to clarify any and all rumors and dispel any gossip of such this manner, I will NOT be assuming the spot of Joe Biden as the new Democratic presidential candidate. Any and all reports that say otherwise are fake.

I’m at Metallica in Gillette Stadium right now, which I think is the musical equivalent of attending the Battle for I-75 between Toledo and Bowling Green.

There’s an election? I had no idea. I’ve been too focused on this wonderful slate of nepsac football games this weekend

Listen I’m all for another Eisenhower Administration, but Michigan needs to stop playing football like when he was in office

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE ‼️

Coffee from a Detroit gas station, run the ball, Eric Clapton, win the line of scrimmage, make sure your tight ends are blockers first, receivers second.

Back at it today with 315x8 on a BackSquat. Excited to get to work with #team126 Choate Rosemary Hall Football 🐗 David Walker Coach Spinnato Brendan Cahill

Ben Franklin was a champion of the silent man. Advising, “to only speak when your words are of great importance. Thus, as someone who has many breakfast coffees with Tellers I can tell you he is a great Franklinian fit as he is truly Silent, but Deadly.

It’s late January in the great state of Michigan and I just saw an offensive lineman walking to class in shorts. Michigan football is back.

Update: same lineman wearing sweatpants this time, but just T-shirt instead of hoodie… still back

They’ve gotta host College GameDay from here