i’ve watched it 600 times pic.x.com/evQ4waw1H1

What’s something fucked that someone has said to you that’s also been incredibly endearing? I’ll start, the last thing my therapist said to me when I (temporarily) chose to stop going was; “I hope to see you again, but I honestly hope I don’t have to.”

I had some extra time on my hands so here's Uncut Gems as a song

i watched The Lighthouse again the other night and realized that it's almost exactly like Step Brothers. so i made this

This debate is insane. I feel like I’m having a fucking stroke.

my first billboard charts position just debut at #35 and I AM NOT OKAY ??? !!!!!!!!! TASKA BLACK billboard

Apparently in Far Cry 6 you can have a croc companion with a shirt. Early GOTY contender??

CDC said it’s fine for me to smoke a cigarette in your house

crazy how married people view sleeping on the couch as a punishment while i, a single person, view it as my special little vacation

imagine taking a cab to the hospital in a crisis because you can’t afford an ambulance and it’s the cash cab

when education is not liberating, the dream of the oppressed is to become the oppressor

#IThinkYouShouldLeave is the absolute most uproariously funny thing that currently exists. It’s new season is on Netflix and I can’t recommend it enough if you haven’t seen it.

I was spared. Life is good.

a friend who used to work at medieval times has confirmed to me what we’ve all always hoped and known deep in our hearts to be true: absolutely everyone working there is constantly fuckin and suckin each other