Tracy Ass-Less Chapsman (@carsonimacaroni) 's Twitter Profile
Tracy Ass-Less Chapsman

@carsonimacaroni

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calendar_today06-02-2013 19:29:21

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What’s something fucked that someone has said to you that’s also been incredibly endearing? I’ll start, the last thing my therapist said to me when I (temporarily) chose to stop going was; “I hope to see you again, but I honestly hope I don’t have to.”

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crazy how married people view sleeping on the couch as a punishment while i, a single person, view it as my special little vacation

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#IThinkYouShouldLeave is the absolute most uproariously funny thing that currently exists. It’s new season is on Netflix and I can’t recommend it enough if you haven’t seen it.

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a friend who used to work at medieval times has confirmed to me what we’ve all always hoped and known deep in our hearts to be true: absolutely everyone working there is constantly fuckin and suckin each other