I look at all those outfits that people pin on Pinterest and all I can think is "I will never look that put together." It's a bit depressing

Some days you just have to throw caution to the wind and eat crackers in bed.

@janeoak1 I had never heard of it.

I love you Taco Bell but you seriously have the slooooooooowest drive thru ever.

Watching Father of the Bride for the first time in forever and getting weepy because I now identify more with the parents than the daughter.

I'm having the kind of night where I'm tempted to buy every variety of Haribo candy that Amazon sells. The 5 pound bags, of course.

I'm playing the "If I were an Allen wrench, where would I be" game an losing miserably.

Valpo seems to be hitting ALL THE 3'S right now.

I find no joy in mopping but I do like the thought that I've just reduced the chances of someone getting hepatitis from my floor 😳

It seems silly to use a 40% off coupon on a 59¢ item....but it also seems silly *not* to use the coupon.

One cannot live on red licorice alone. But one can try.

Me: Ryann! Look at all your curls! Jackson: Maybe someday she can use them to attract some men.

@janeoak1 did you take a picture?

64° and rainy on June 29th? This weather can bite me 😡

There is only a minimal amount of life that I'm willing to participate in today.

Visiting Canada was great but I'm happy to be back in the land of MPH, °F, and the $USD.

Have to pee. On a boat. Hitting all the bumps. Send help.

A "Lord of the Rings" marathon on TNT is putting all of the things on my to do list for today in jeopardy.

T minus 3 hours until we drop the Disney bomb on our children.

"All Day Breakfast" McDonald's and all they have is McMuffins, Hotcakes, and a Burrito? I've never felt more lied to in my entire life.