Tom Carpenter (@carpo34) 's Twitter Profile
Tom Carpenter

@carpo34

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calendar_today26-05-2009 11:11:52

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Tom Carpenter
@carpo34

2 years ago

“oh no, the cricket ball I wanted to hit me in the dick has hit me in the dick”

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Tom Carpenter
@carpo34

2 years ago

I’ve summoned the bots

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Tom Carpenter
@carpo34

2 years ago

Congrats to my dad, I guess. #Hottest100

Congrats to my dad, I guess. #Hottest100
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Tom Carpenter
@carpo34

2 years ago

Thanks Kez

Thanks Kez
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Tom Carpenter
@carpo34

2 years ago

Next time you hear from me I’ll have won the Royal Rumble. This is my year

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Tom Carpenter
@carpo34

2 years ago

This country is just fucken full of potholes isn’t it. Get Albo onto that imo

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Tom Carpenter
@carpo34

2 years ago

That Fox Cricket account has set this country back 50 years. I am livid

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Tom Carpenter
@carpo34

3 months ago

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Tom Carpenter
@carpo34

3 months ago

Make piggy bat 3 next time McDonald's

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Tom Carpenter
@carpo34

3 months ago

That’s liquid Marnus

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Tom Carpenter
@carpo34

3 months ago

This Saffer comms box making me extra patriot. Where’s Tubby and Slats

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Tom Carpenter
@carpo34

3 months ago

2016 ass Aussie scorecard. Grow up

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Tom Carpenter
@carpo34

3 months ago

This is what Amazon have taken away from us

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Tom Carpenter
@carpo34

3 months ago

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Tom Carpenter
@carpo34

3 months ago

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Tom Carpenter
@carpo34

3 months ago

Furiously mashing my “things happen on 87” button

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Tom Carpenter
@carpo34

3 months ago

“they haven’t beaten a top team” Yeah well, what now

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Tom Carpenter
@carpo34

3 months ago

I just know that one anti-Bavuma guy is getting QT’d into oblivion right now

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Tom Carpenter
@carpo34

2 months ago

Steve Nash and Chris Paul, must-see TV

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Tom Carpenter
@carpo34

2 months ago

As a lifelong Washington Freedom fan this is incredible to see