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doctor eep

@carpethefish

political scientist, jew, chaΓΆs muppet, gemini. please, for the love of god, do the readings.
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real talk: i think there should be a binding regulatory body for journalists who can very quickly assess that picking up this story was a line, and on this side you are no longer a journalist. turn over all devices and notes, we have to notify your sources and assess the damage.

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it's such a flagrant abuse of power. the only person right now who is farther out of bounds is maggie haberman, because in the most optimistic case she's simply complicit in policy discussions and actively concealing records of criminal activity. and jesse singal.

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a friend and i chased a thief into traffic knowing that he would probably get hurt, and he died. i think that's the worst [outcome] thing i've ever done, and i'm fine with it. don't steal.

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i personally would not self-classify as the median gmu student [thinks collateralized civilian casualties are an objective good]

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i don't think anything in this thread is even close to an objective appraisal but 'trump negotiated an exit to afghanistan' is a galaxy brain take for a completely different universe.

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my actual, real-life theory that i believe in my heart of hearts is that the unquenchable bloodlust of the canadian is nothing more than the price of the land they thought they were merely stealing.

my actual, real-life theory that i believe in my heart of hearts is that the unquenchable bloodlust of the canadian is nothing more than the price of the land they thought they were merely stealing.