if i had a boyfriend i’d text him “urgent” and then send a picture of a frog i liked

Girl text VS boy text

oh the model is 5'9 and wearing a size xsmall? Perfect! Very helpful to know!

sorry for being hateful i actually love everything

fireworks are so cool i cant believe i was scared of them when i was a dog

angela wheezy It’s like Marilyn Monroe singing happy birthday to JFK but worse.

Flimsy Steve

i don't see the point of eye contact. my acknowledgment of you is heavily implied

based on the ads I think I’d be quite good at the tap tap mobile games

let your haters be your waiters at the club night of success

Sent a document to my boyfriend’s work email so he could print it for me and got colleague-zoned

every since i was little girl i knew i wanted people to watch they tone with me.

I leave for the airport in 2 hrs better start packing