A Day in the Life of an Immigrant, According to Donald Trump: - wake up in jail - get your transgender operation - for breakfast, dog - take over Seattle - for dinner, cat

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That’s It For The Onion’s Coverage, Our Reporters Have All Killed Themselves

With or without power, this New Orleans gay bar remains open 24 hours during hurricanes nola.com/news/hurricane…

Anyway she wiped the fucking floor with that man in a way nobody else has done and that is a fact

I wish everyone making jokes could see how intensely my old HS classmates (central PA) are praising Trump's performance tonight. There is much work to be done (and even more after the election). Let's not forget the 2016 polls.

Okay. Where is the transcript? I know he sd "illegal immigrants" were crossing the border into Wisconsin or Wyoming. ...

If a woman in a presidential debate said that she had the "concepts of a plan" for national freaking health care... that would be all the news media talked about for a week and it would functionally end her campaign.

Just a reminder that an "exemption for rape" means that the pregnant person has to get the legal system involved and convince it that she was really a rape victim, and--if she succeeds--by that time her embryo will be in kindergarten.

I’m not worried or afraid of #HurricaneFrancine; I’ve been through the worst. I’m anxious and nervous about going without power and air conditioning for a week or two in 90° weather.

The Wednesday 11am advisory for Hurricane Francine. #SpectrumNews1 #ncwx #HurricaneFrancine

We are already starting to see storm surge in Grand Isle. A reminder that there is a mandatory evacuation in place for the island

Coastal wind gusts are picking up and will continue to as #Francine is now only 205 miles southwest of New Orleans, please stay off the roads if this is possible! @wwltv

One of the late Professor Frank Schalow's cats preparing to ride out #francine yesterday. Fundraiser for their food and supplies. gofundme.com/manage/fund-fo…

As Hurricane Francine makes landfall in Southeast Louisiana, 10 Community Lighthouses -- 9 in New Orleans, 1 in LaPlace -- are prepared to open if there's a sustained power outage. Community Lighthouses are community facilities outfitted with solar and battery-storage

Flights at New Orleans, Baton Rouge, Lafayette airports canceled ahead of Francine landfall nola.com/news/hurricane…

Wonderful man wading in to save this fool.

downgraded to tropical storm #HurricaneFrancine