"I once helped a man, who I suspected to be a nonce, to become President, only to later fall out with him and accuse him of being a nonce. I believe that this will boost sales of my electric vehicles, which plummeted after I did a Nazi salute in support of the suspected nonce."

Meeting done. Should I go to the pub?

As per the Twitter vote, I went to the pub. Tipsy and ready so some long overdue sleep 😴

Laying down texture and layers on a new piece.

Surprised I’ve never heard of this documentary. Holy shit, that was a tough watch.

Hah! Also, ugh!

FB memories when Wankercat was just a bebeh 😍

And somewhere along the way, she starts to reveal herself and tells me what she wants to be. Trust the process!

Anyone here know about copyright law that could help Natalie Hood someone has stolen one of her photos and has made £3k in the last few days selling it on eBay 😡

The healing journey through colour.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Me shuffling my tired ass into counselling today to tell her I haven’t done my homework again. Hiyyyyyya!

Me when I’m angry.

She’s finished. Introducing Nebula in Velvet Gloves. 33” x 24” textured acrylic on 19mm canvas.

!!!SUBSCRIBER GIVEAWAY!!! I’m giving away The Siren’s Hoard, 30cm diameter, Original acrylic on canvas, to one lucky winner. To enter: 1. Go to carolmapleyart.com and subscribe. 2. Share! Share! Share! 3. Cross your fingers and wait 🤞🏻☺️

I have a limited amount of A3 prints of my photos of the Aberdeen FC Scottish cup parade for sale £45 each collection or + £4.95 P&P if postage is required. Cash, PayPal. Payoneer all accepted! The perfect gift for the man in your life for Fathers Day ⚽️ 🏆

This one will run until Thursday so still plenty time to subscribe and share ☺️👍🏻

Natalie did the photos for my new website then refused payment and asked instead for a donation to this cause. Natalie is good people. It’s a great cause if you fancy skipping a Starbucks and donating here instead 🖤

BBC’s documentary Murder 24/7 is intense viewing. The second half of episode 3 has utterly broken me 😭