Real question for parents of identical twins: HOW DO YOU TELL THEM APART WHEN THEY ARE BABIES?

Why do we say “buh-bye” when we end a call? Like everyone we speak to over the phone is a toddler. Why not just “bye”??

I’m so sick of people bragging about how well they understood the assignment.

Today I searched for the 'like' button on an email. #sendhelp

POV: me, 9pm, prepping everything we need to leave the house tomorrow morning, feeling super accomplished. Also me, knowing full well this baby is going to wake up *at least* 2 hours before we need to hit the road… 🤦🏽‍♀️

When you move to the burbs and someone asks if you’re going to change your social handles…

The Madison Reed ad on My Favorite Murder will never not make me laugh. Always looking for Karen-level confidence. Plz never update this gem!

I just realized that your big toe is the piggy that went to market because it is the biggest of the piggies. 😭 #stayathomemom

Eating with a toddler: Hot dogs? Yum! Mustard in a pile? Yum! Hot dog with mustard? How dare you.

Rise from the Ashes by Quietdrive 🎶🤘🏽#wildtracks

Can we normalizing HR/hiring managers telling job candidates WHY they did not move forward with an open role? ✔️Too much experience ✔️Too little experience ✔️You suck at interviews Feedback is going to help us find a job faster so we can get back to supporting our families.

New YouTube obsession.. extreme yard makeovers. #whyamilikethis

Will my son’s generation never know the joy and satisfaction of throwing their hands in the air and waving them like they just don’t care?

Raise your hand if pregnancy made you even more radically pro choice.

I don’t think I have unclenched my jaw for over 36 hours.

My 17 mo old son hasn’t figured out how to say the word “no”… #blessed

There is very little phone service at the end of my dock and I feel like it’s a sign…