This mercury retrograde bullshit, man..

Just overheard “Fall is like the death of fashion” …. sis, Fall is THE fashion season !!!

My bagel guy just said “see you tomorrow” - do i go there too often?

For the record, i did see him today. And my bagel was free.

I haven’t paid for a bagel since.

Why did i do a crest whitening strip and then immediately pour a glass of red wine

We were all doing cocaine but it was more of just a get together

Feels like a great day to blow some money at Zara

I am really looking forward to when Gen Z is in charge in all countries

"Russian Government Websites Are Currently Down. Several Russian government websites, including the official Kremlin site, appear to be inaccessible." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ vice.com/en/article/bvn…

Really upset about women’s rights being stripped away, can i please pet your dog?

hearing the “bored in the house” tik tok song just gave me some alarming PTSD

“I was on inmate tiktok for a while, it’s kinda an interesting world”

Flowers by Miley Cyrus has completely revolutionized my week

Imagine being the Kelce brothers’ mom… 👀 Go chiefs tho ❤️💛

Another day, another person struck by the L train. MTA

I haven’t cut my hair short since the 5th grade. If I ever chop it one day, even tho it’ll look fresh fun and sexy, please check in on me. I’ve probably hit crisis mode.