.@vodafoneNZ my WLG broadband has been down since around 1pm. After waiting 60mins I was told it was a network fault and ‘too minor’ to be on your outage map. Still down, suggest you update it or what’s the point of having it?

Epic #ultrafastbroadband performance on @vodafoneNZ tonight. A quality 0.33mbps for downloads. Can’t face prospect of 3 hours on hold.

Yep. Join the crowd. x.com/ontrays/status…

Just wow. And even better communication from @vodafoneNZ

I'm picking that @vodafoneNZ is lost for words right out right now. #broadband #wellington #customercommunication

Sometimes I love NZ. Just bumped into a mate in the lounge who is at #AWS. Migrating loads of clients off #parse.com right now... Timely

Hey Air New Zealand, thank the pilot on #nz469 for a job well done. "Yeah, it got a bit tough out there". #Wellington #galeforcewinds

I'll get more stamps in my UK passport. Trying to look on the bright side. #brexit

Wow! So even the Zimbabwe dollar is apparently gaining against the GB pound #brexit

Awkward. Just got into my neighbour's car, not my #Uber. He looked like an uber driver!

.Badoo My 73 year old aunt would like to unsubscribe. She never signed up, and is happily married. End the embarrasment please!

Eeek! No curry for a while... x.com/alpherodotcom/…

OMG I found some #eqnz damage. Fortunately I had drunk most of the glass before realising the base was broken. #winetherapy

Thanks Spark for the new app. Errrm. Who is Chris?? My name is Caroline

Thanks Spark NZ for the new app. Who is Chris??? My name is Caroline

Thanks Spark NZ. Found a Chris with my number saved against him in contacts. Deleted. Checkout the new welcome.

Plane is bung! Marooned at Hokitika airport after awesome day at Wildfoods Festival. Grabaseat and Air: Neutral Zone team looking after us well.

Loki the burmese cat has been missing a week. Pls search properties near Newtown/Berhampore. There is a reward!

Speechless. Literally speechless. Leaving 3 hours early. Under catered mess. #barbacoa. @labocalocanz cc Welly On a Plate

Hey Wellington Airport, no feedback from valet parking after my clean car was returned filthy... not a premium service.