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Played Cousins by Ye at my boys baby shower and some of the women did not like that. I’ll admit it was a bad move by me and I’m gonna be more thoughtful about where I play Cousins going forward.

In 2020 during the pandemic I rolled around NY with a speaker and did stand up for people who did not ask me to do stand up. The full special is now on YouTube. youtu.be/2-HUeu0QjLY

I fuck with Tubi. Love the ads too.

Yall r sleepin on smoking some indica and watching Meet The Fockers on Amazon prime while drinking some water

In the Airports Burger King grindin with my girl to the EDM remix of “Use Somebody” by The Kings of Leon.

At the bachelor party with Carmen Christopher:

Vampires low key got long covid

tim burtons brain needs to be studied

Ladies. I’m gonna keep it real with you. Let your man just chill and watch football this weekend.

L.A. is back 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁, 𝗡𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝟴𝘁𝗵 𝟏𝟎𝐩𝐦. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞. The place is buzzing. The city is alive. linktr.ee/carmenchristop…

Man, low key. Fuck Christmas this year

I can’t fight back cause I’m addicted To phone and sports! It’s the governments fault!!

𝗕𝘂𝗶𝗹𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗲𝗮𝗹𝘁𝗵 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝟮𝟬𝘀 𝗟𝗲𝘁 𝗺𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗼𝘄:

Jay is one of the best stand ups! Watch his special ! Jay Jurden

X is dead

Eating tuna from a can while listening to your favorite sports podcast in the dark is hella underrated