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MAGA will lie and say this is what they voted for, but we all know they will make any excuse they need to in order to cover for the Grifter-In-Chief. Will any Republicans stand up to the Dictator or have they all handed over their testicles? MAGA is a mental illness.

Alright, folks, Carl Spackler here! 📢 Heard some rumblings louder than a gopher fart in a china shop. This Trump fella... well, let's just say it ain't lookin' like a clean fairway. I'm layin' it all out in my new Substack. Click here before we all end up in the sand trap of

They say they’re not racist… MAGA is a mental illness.

How 'bout this, you Twittering termites? Spackler here, dissectin' that AB379 bill. It's got more holes than my golf swing! Check it out! open.substack.com/pub/carlspackl…

May 2nd Updates: So, here’s what happened today: Voter Victory in PA: A judge dismissed a far-right attempt to purge 277,000 voters, and a federal appeals court blocked a GOP push to toss ballots over minor errors. Trump Admin to SCOTUS: Trump is asking the Supreme Court to

Alright, alright, alright! Carl Spackler here, reporting live from the battle against the gophers... I mean, the forces trying to undermine our great nation! Check out my new article on Substack that just dropped. open.substack.com/pub/carlspackl…

The evil empire telling on themselves. MAGA is a mental illness.

Why hasn’t Trump visited this area yet? He hates America, that’s why. He doesn’t care about anyone but himself. MAGA is a mental illness.

My take on Trump's economy? It's like a bad golf swing – looks good to him, but the ball's in the woods! Read my full rant, if you dare. open.substack.com/pub/carlspackl…

MAGA is full of retards.

Listen up, varmints! Old Carl's seen some things. Gophers, droughts, even a few bad putts. But this new "House Bill 1"? It's a real doozy. Gonna hit your wallets harder than a rogue golf cart. We're talkin' less grub, shaky healthcare, and your greens fees lookin' like a fortune.

What's with this country? We got a man, a “leader”, up there at West Point, spouting off a bunch of nonsense. And folks... some folks, they just ain't seein' it. Like a gopher, blind to the dynamite. You gotta be... gotta be dumber than a bag of hammers to hear that man and think

What the fuck is this authoritarian fever dream? Looks like something out of a bad acid trip. Anyone who supports this clown is a real head case. Maybe it's time for some 2547 action... Nodding to himself Yeah, definitely 2547. MAGA is a mental illness.

May I please get two followers to copy and re-post this tweet? I'm trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening. #SuicidePrevention 1-800-273-8255 Just two. Any two... Copy, not retweet

Heard about the Boulder mess? Not your average gopher problem. Flamethrowers, panic, and folks spinnin' yarns. Carl Spackler's on the case, cuttin' through the static. Read it! open.substack.com/pub/carlspackl…

I guess Sovey is a weak minded snowflake because they blocked me after giving me free advertising. Must have touched a nerve… Typical MAGA cuck. Can’t debate can’t argue their side. Just blocks and talks shit. My lists are all public by the way. I want you retards to know

MAGA melting down over my public lists. This shit is pure comedy. They are so soft. #SoftTaquito #TACO #taquito MAGA is a mental illness. Walter Masterson MAGA Cult Slayer🦅🇺🇸 Ryan Shead