Me losing all my humour and social skills the minute someone I don't know joins the conversation

me removing the notification while showing a video to my mom

This baby doesn’t know it yet but she just inherited the FLYEST closet a person could get from both parents 😭😭

Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.

When I'm having fun on a Sunday and it reaches 6-7pm

cuando me doy cuenta que hablé mucho con una persona chismosa

washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair

cuál será el trauma que me hace pensar que todos mis amigos me odian en secreto?

actually such an insane flop for you to buy an entire website and try to rebrand it just for everyone to still call it “twitter”

“are you seeing anyone” like hallucinating?

Acabo de pedir un café en el tren y la chica me pregunta si quiero una tapita. Le pregunto qué tienen de tapa y me contesta, confundida: “la normal”. Yo le pregunto qué es “la normal”. cruasán? Mollete? Se ríe y me saca esto.

They wouldn’t let you in though, because you would be an immigrant…

estoy cansado de tener sueño todo el tiempo

Cómo es q apenas me entero de la historia de un man q creó un perfil falso en Tinder y concretaba muchas citas en la misma cafetería y nunca iba, mientras la cita esperaba media hora y consumía allá, pues resulta que el tipo era el propio dueño de la cafetería jajajaja

Nolan asked Hans Zimmer to compose the score for INTERSTELLAR (2014) with just a one-page story: a father leaving his child, with only two lines —‘I’ll come back.’ ‘When?’”

bloopers in movie credits

when I tell them I’m not ready for a relationship and they threaten to wait for me