Hoi An thoughts. One man and his family. Bahn mi op la skillets. There's no better way to start a day. Two eggs pate and ham. His product, his cash flow. Enjoying his simple operation and the happiness he puts into… instagram.com/p/BzxJrCXjpkL/…

Exhausted yet tanned. First time in the North of Vietnam. So many home truths about the state. Abundant history. Chaos yet calm. Less than two hours away from hkg and a maze of great food. Chapters of history and… instagram.com/p/Bz141IFjwPf/…

First night in Vietnam and a woman tells me "I used to live in Hong Kong. In a refugee camp. I married one of the guards and we returned to Vietnam" Was invited to stay at the Banyan Tree for a few nights, had a… instagram.com/p/Bz2lPGQD5EM/…

Wear a colourful shirt they said. Don't wear what you usually wear. Accidentally matches the backdrop. And the era. 🤦‍♂️ And why are the clothes so baggy? Why didn't I make an effort? Why does my tan look like a… instagram.com/p/B0Sd7-ejzkj/…

It's a jungle out there. . . . Enjoyed a mad scramble up the mountains in Hong Kong. Muddy trails, ropes and flashlights. From the base to High West, off trail. Not your average stroll. But this is no average city.… instagram.com/p/B1aAnyGD_t5/…

I'm going to start using twitter to throw shade and complain about everything in life. Just an advance warning. #grumpypants

Once met a UK director in hkg. Asked how the trip was.. "great except you all look the same." He then asked if I'd go for an audition for one of the roles. And I went.. The scene started with the character with his back to the camera as he washed the dishes......

So I asked him "should I follow the script?" he replied "as much as you can". So I did the entire audition with my back to him and the cam. Not a wise career move. But then "if we all look the same" does it really matter?

If I had fillers for my lips. Would you kiss me more? Nah.. Didnt think so.

As a naughty kid.Mother would raise her wooden spoon and shout "DO YOU THINK YOU'RE CLEVER?!!"that spoon was coming down hard if I answered yes or no. Eventually the spoon broke in half against my thigh.I was relieved. Little did I know. She had a supply of them.I miss that spoon

Mother would make me account for all my pocket money.bus fare? Cinema tickets?amusement arcade?if I had 50hkd I was lucky.little did she know I spent it all on macdonalds which I wasn't allowed. I MAY HAVE BEEN 120KG BUT I BEAT THE SYSTEM! GLORY IS MINE!

Mother banned tomato ketchup.Little did she know.i would demand extra packets of high fructose ketchup from macdonalds.suck on them and explode into unknown fits of hyperactivity like a teenage meth head. My grades sucked by oh SO GLORIOUS!

Ever did stupid shit and your mother would demand "who put you up to this? Was this your stupid idea?" I would blame someone else and get smacked upside the head until I'd admit, "it was my stupid idea" and then she'd smack me up some more. Still happens.

Caught the moon

It's a jungle out there. . . . Enjoyed a mad scramble up the mountains in Hong Kong. Muddy trails, ropes and flashlights. From the base to High West, off trail. Not your average stroll. But this is no average city.… instagram.com/p/B1aAnyGD_t5/…

Yo Lufthansa flew from hk to fra on 8th March. All the Asian crew wearing respirators and one Caucasian crew wearing with them. Remaining Caucasian crew not wearing masks or gloves. What you trying to say?

Still not a fan

Note to self: Have bags packed & ready to go.

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Just woke up from 2020.4 shitty years later. Stuck in hk for most of it. A cryogenic chamber. Dreamt we were taken over by aliens. Used as science experiments in a petri dish. And thrust into the throes of war.