she’s a 10 but she quadruple texts you in every conversation bc she has too many thoughts

Are u normal or do you inspect the piece of chicken every time u take a bite out of it

The ritz - crack den edition

“I lost my phone, I lost my dignity, I necked a fucking midget’

“What’s his name” “I dunno” chelsea wright🦋

Why is no one speaking about the fact the McDonald’s Spanish menu got halloumi and it’s not even Spanish 🤣

X1 escape ticket for sale

This is Jonathan the tortoise, the oldest known living land animal in the world. He hatched in 1832 and is now 190 years old. Here is a picture of him, on the right, from 1886.

social media needs to stop recommending people i may know. i know them and i hate them

Me acting like I’m an adult having my own place 🤝 Carli behind the scenes ringing all my bills and sorting them

Radio 1 best play faithless at 12 x

Anyone selling Meekz tickets for london or Birmingham please

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“wyd for ur birthday” idk cry lmfao

i think one sided beef is so funny to me. why u mad i exist

Girl math is not taking pain meds when you have cramps to see how long you can take the pain for and if you take the meds it means you’re weak