I’ll be taking donations for my drinking package 😇

Cards against humanity’s website explaining why they’re suing Elon is pretty fucking good

its a demoninomenon

OKAY SO I HAVE TO DO MY FIRST #UOFistbump This one is for whichever cast was out at 7:45 in Demon Queens tonight… I have never left a scare zone in so much awe from back to back scares Thank you queens 💚👑

It’s heartbreaking to think the only 1D reunion might be at Liam’s funeral. I wanted to see them on stage, not in such a sad context. #Liam_Payne #alwaysinourhearts #RIPLiamPayne

This One’s For Liam Payne 🕊️🤍 #LiamPayne #Liam_Payne #RIPLiamPayne #OneDirection #1D

It’s like she’s doing this to all my memories of Liam and one direction

Someone said the band ended a long time ago but one direction ended today

I’m really going back to my chorus roots and about to sing with a bunch of strangers on Sunday 🥹

Our shift swap messages are just everyone giving things away and me saying “I’ll take it” to everything

Today marks my favorite time of the year, Christmas drinks at Starbucks while still fully celebrating Halloween 😈

It’s like y’all forget Taurus MATCH energy

One of my favorite things in this world is seeing my OG’s and loosing track of time catching up (we’re yappers)

Imagine thinking you’re smart and using free tickets to stalk me and now you’ll find out from this post you can’t do that again because you’ve been black listed from promoting any and all future events Hope you enjoyed stalking and copying me Ms. Unoriginal 😇

Saturday Night Baseball. #RepBX

People still liking this 6 years later is wild

Sending a #UOFISTBUMP to Jack for being so helpful at the exit of Ministry of Magic