Times New Roman never did anything to anybody. It was a real trooper. Then society unceremoniously dethroned it

new slang: Spongebobviously 👀

can i be loved genuinely

Might fuck around and take 5 cleansing breaths

I dont know what a KPI is this doesn’t exist in my world. Why is it the 9-5 doom word for the new year

One of the vaccines being DROPPED from the CDC schedule is for meningitis MENINGITIS One of THE most horrific, deadly infections you wouid ever have the misfortune to see It can -and does - kill kids within hours Dropped To satisfy anti vaccine fantasies. Sick.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET YOUR CHILDREN VACCINATED AGAINST MENINGITIS AT LEAST

It’s Msend me money Monday

IS THIS REAL

My doctor asked how things have been going today and I legit almost brought up Heated Rivalry

I flipped a menu to the back on Saturday but it was only one side. Felt like a gluttonous pig. I bet the whole bar saw and was like “look at that insatiable, greedy idiot”

"god you're such a fucking loser lol" i said with barely controlled lust

When you’re back in Chicago nothing happens nobody gives a fuck

I’d body shame both of them

Red velvet bundt cake

the word "content" hits my ears like a slur

I’m like if a tortured artist didn’t make any art

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