me and who

Send a girl £50 today, just for existing, she deserves it.

Me just need three things dis summer: Sand🏖️, sun☀️, and cookies🍪!

Pokemon is wild AF dude. The entire premise of the show is a 10 year old leaves home and sets out on a quest to be the best damn Michael Vic that he can be but other than just dogs there's like electric mice and mimes and shit. And one of those mimes are piping his mom.

lmfao of course halo did amazing

You CAN do the things your anxiety is telling you that you can’t ✨

when your female labrador is about to get the nickname David -.- shout out to my patchwork

i can’t wait till my son’s military base is like “sure kid bring your labrador.” and they don’t know she is a child of Paimon the 9th king of hell

all vegans should get the OREO Cookie oreo stool at home goods for free; since we keep their company thriving HomeGoods

Will I ever find a man that doesn’t make me cry 🫠

I Can’t wait to be violently aggressively disgustingly in love

it’s a coheed morning

makes me sad about the southern regional baby that died because i was born dead with a dislocated shoulder so i could be pulled out and revived. i can’t imagine how traumatic this was for his mom. got damn board shoulders. i feel like if they could get it right 33 yr ago -.-

that spanish accent >

boyyyyyy you know what i’d do with all that hair?!? donate it probably shit i don’t keep my own full head of hair

i was the goth hot cheetos girl in school

one i could not afford lol

Has it been scientifically proven that bisexuals are the most hydrated? 🤔🤔🤔