accidentally spent all my life making sure everyone around me feels comfortable, only to realize i never felt comfortable the whole time

Some weekends you enter knowing you'll be participating in the main storyline. this weekend i think i'll be doing mostly b-plots & a sort of recurring celebrity guest bit

Me subtly trying to meet the bartender’s eye so they see I’m waiting politely and patiently and should let me order next

Blew out my intensely curly hair and people are treating me different

luc in emily in paris is my favorite character ever

skurse… skirt purse

getting impatient here

absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss? the father who is actually in your life everyday but emotionally unavailable lol

My life literally changed so much when I found out you’re supposed to floss first, mouth wash second, brush with toothpaste last and treat your toothpaste like lotion so that your teeth can absorb it. It’s literally possible to heal baby cavities with this routine!

girls don’t need nobody

when i drink a tea that’s supposed to make u sleepy and i actually get sleepy like woah

women be like “I don’t like him, he’s toooo good”