There is actually nothing worse than someone trying to have a full conversation with you mid rave

Why do gyms insist on having 30 empty cross trainers

Feel like a bottomless pit atm can’t seem to stop eating 🐷

I love liking peoples insta stories it’s so fun x

I’m sorry newsam park was the moodiest crowd I’ve ever seen wow😂😂😂😂😂baffled

Nail techs love telling me I have wonky fingers

Mate some girls are bare weird how can u literally copy everything someone does to the point it’s creepy. Looooool get some originality asap

Omds them ones where u see their name under every girls pics. HAVE A DAY OFF MATE

Omg is there anything worse than a gormless fly buzzing around the room

Criminal if you start munching weetabix before all the milks soaked in

Selling 2x tickets for locus bank hol Sunday cheap

Sept 1st tomorrow summer is done ouuuuut

Whp season means it’s basically Christmas🥲🥲🥲

🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

This tweet must be a yearly tradition

I miss mint terrace parties🥲

Having to do uni work over Christmas really dampens the spirit x

study so hard until dior is like shein to you

Healthier body , healthier skin , healthier mindset >>>