George must be saved from the synthetic, inches thick (makeup and brain) that is Barbie doll Amber asap! Fat bloke Reg where are you? #TheArchers

So much semi-geriatric, ageing and late middle aged lust depicted on TA. Liberating or nauseating? #TheArchers

Well, well, well! Amber’s unexpectedly come up trumps! #TheArchers

You’ve been in prison, Susan! #TheArchers

Loving the way Neil’s becoming the all-wise village Patriarch! #TheArchers

Drew? #TheArchers

I strongly suspect Amber’s parents of being awful nouveau riche types, the kind who just dole out cash to keep their offspring at arm’s length. #TheArchers

Martyn’s middle aged lust/search for romance (choose the interpretation!) is hilarious! What a floral shirted kn*b! #TheArchers

Amber is a brilliant creation, well done, SWs! Hope she sticks around! #TheArchers

Next, Amber will be promoting twine as the next fashion statement. Better than an expensive belt from some rip-off designer! #TheArchers

Ah-hah! Amber’s a better match for George than we first thought! Both keen on filming and farming! #TheArchers

Eddie unexpectedly learned some poetry at school! Another surprise. #TheArchers

Calling a bloody cat Tortoise was bound to end in tears. I’ve forgotten whose idea it was…one of the kids? Jack? Vaguely remember a competition. #TheArchers

Haymaking with Eddie! Ooh, matron! #TheArchers

Could Drew be a cat poisoner? #TheArchers

Surely Markie’s mates could think of something more intimidating and violent than poisoning a moggie? #TheArchers

Agree! It’s vile! Esp the guy singing diarrhoea!

Good grief! Why does the prison Chaplain sound like a rough-spoken C19th convict just about to transported to Oz? Is this the Reverend Magwitch? #TheArchers

So many judgemental posts about George on here. Whereas I see a troubled young man with much potential for good who received a far harsher sentence than necessary. #TheArchers