this whole 'would you rather be alone with a bear or a woman' is so performatively 'feminist'. it's like those women who don't shave their armpits but shave everything else. I can't put it into words but it angers me

This is the kind of statement that people on the left love but that has no literal meaning whatsoever. It's a deepity in service of the Omnicause, it's the terminal stage of Activist Mission Creep.

'I support both of these things, which means they are the same'

oh god oh fuck someone actually did it

I can't believe this is real. I refuse to believe this is real.
You couldn't parody this well if you tried

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The EU saw someone out-regulating them and was NOT having it

And people say you can’t trust the news anymore

I took out a life insurance policy today that says whoever smothers me in my sleep tn gets $500,000

summer 2021 was crazy. why did we have a man called chuggs on our screens

The 5k world record being shattered by 2 minutes during the first lockdown

The left’s obsession with Ireland, a tax haven that has been dominated by two centre-right parties since forever, is honestly pretty funny

'Come on Tony I swear Im good for it. The kid said it was a guarantee. How was I supposed to know he'd never played Time Crisis before?'

An incredibly representative reflection of the population that wants to drive trains

jenneth goulet Two of my favorites:

“The doctors say he’ll never play golf again”

Still laughing at these 2 thinking that making points about how women avoid them in every facet of their life was anything good to tweet about lol