WFH has allowed people to have more of their lives back. Like, if I start at 8, I don’t need to wake up at 6am. I don’t need to worry about packing lunch because I can make something fresh everyday. At 5pm, I’m finished work with no traffic on the way home +

In a parallel universe it’s called the Wahlberg Effect where a large portion of the population vividly remember Planet of the Apes star Mark Wahlberg dying tragically during the September 11 attacks.

Don’t Look Up (2021)

eavesdropping at a coffee shop to this girl talking for an HOUR STRAIGHT about how she can’t find a good man and she hasn’t let her friend say even a single WORD. like sweetheart the call is coming from inside the house

They almost get it

Pretty convinced that the Tiktok algorithm thinks I’m a lesbian

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Gimme gimme gimme (a man after midnight) is the best ABBA song and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

Is the moustache and mullet thing out of style yet or should I do it?

So I accidentally bought a Rocking the Daisies ticket for Joburg instead of Cape Town so if anyone knows of someone who would buy it off me for 20% off I would appreciate it!

Remember how Ghanaian TV announced Prince Phillip's death? How are they going to top this for Lizzie?

I have a ticket for Rocking the Daisies JHB (9 Oct) that I’m selling for R500 if anyone is interested! Current price on Quicket is R750. Retweet for awareness, please? ♥️

Had me dancing and crying during the same set. PUT THEM ON MORE STAGES!

Can’t believe a week ago this time I was cuddled up in Cape Town after a a draining Daisies and now I’m stuck studying for a Statistics exam. 😡

this how twitter be playing videos

Guys please repost I’m so worried