We’ve accidentally (really!) activated a fart app on our Alexa and we are now DED from laughing.

Allsopp

verb

To blunder disingenuously into a discussion with nothing but your oblivious, patronising midwittery and a whole heap of entitlement to offer.

'We started talking about the Middle East last night, but Jerry just started allsopping, so I left.'

Can you name a movie you like that features a scene with an elevator?

Adam Rutherford was 2nd.

Hear hear!!!!! When Martin Luther nailed his 97 faeces to the doors of Wittenberg cathedral, the AUTHORITARIAN Catholic Church hounded him.

Man from Britain who can express any political view with absolutely no threat of harm calls people in an autocracy “craven lickspittles” for not openly opposing their government.

Imagine being this much of a cvnt.

Guess what I was talking about to elicit this response.

Yes, that’s right. It was me saying they should bring back the law that said if you get the ball first, then the player, it’s not a foul.

Peak Noddy Holder looking like Harry Enfield in a wig and false sideboards

Alien 3 (1992, Dir: David Fincher)

Day 4 and Day 5 Completed in the mile run every day for a month for mental health! Running today in a random street in Cardiff. UTT

Genuinely thank you so much for all the kind words and lovely messages. Have Been posting daily updates on Instagram and will do that on here now!

Post a pic YOU took. No description, just a pic.

You could sit that guy on the Jedi Council and I wouldn’t blink an eye

Misogynist incel says what?