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*it does say in his contract that this is fair game—*

“With the extra eyes on me now, starting to think I should of went with a more… Formal uniform today..”

*Clearly the most glowing review of that little section of his contract. …he really needs to make the “is a menu option” section of it harder to spot.*

“Didn’t realize how many love to snack on felines—“

“I swear, good quality floor cleaner shouldn’t be this much of a hassle to get a hold of!”

“…Please don’t leave too much of a mess. Getting cleaner to handle slime related stuff is a bit pricy these days.”

*He still stands by this. Bellies do make the best spots to rest. Inside or outside of one!*

“If you set those off near me while I try to nap, I’m fully allowed to zap you on the spot.”

“This still stands.”

*the resident feline is currently clinging against the softest thing in reach… Which for this morning, is doubling as his new pillow!*

//morbid curiosity wins out on this day

“As a great cat once said… … …Nya.”

“Once more, in need of a cozy spot to rest—“

//and hello from “my work break before food became an hour long nap on a sofa shorter than I am”

//home at last, feline is ready to be teased and packed away

///will exist on here and, for those can reach me on it, discord as well//