Kaaaathunk! Yep: the Moop Map 2018 has landed >> goo.gl/JSniAv Dig into it, check it out, and bring a maid's outfit next year for the Maid Parade! #LeaveNoTrace #AfrikaBurn2018

Too good to not RT. Also - hi Twitter, it's been a minute.

For once I want to fall together.

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Come and visit my valley! It's gorgeous here. #cederbergwilderness #rocklandsvalley #climbing #bouldering

I very nearly rented a flat and got a job in Melville today. I might be a tiny bit enamoured with this place. Jozi, you're beautiful.

How do you get someone to fuck off out of your dreams? #askingforafriend

Trying to figure out where I am in jozi has become my new favourite game. It's usually Melville.

Drum and bass on a Saturday night in Jozi... is this a thing? Where would I find it?

You guys there's a wedding at a fokofpolisiekar gig. Also there are like 300 people here and the band is only on at 10. Colour me impressed

Liberal white people always so ready to revert to racist defaults in defence of animals

Mermaids are out. Banshees are in. We're gonna wear black, hang out in a bog and shriek to herald the death of those who have wronged us.

I wonder how many people have chucked bags of weed in the bins of disabled toilets in airports due to sudden fits of paranoia.

Every time media relegate African tragedies to p4 while shootings in the West dominate front pages we diminish the value of African lives

Just ate a tube of Pringles. My mission to keep my weight at 69 continues.

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Hey Amanda Palmer 🎹, wanna have a lekker time in Cape Town on Friday? To enable art in the desert? facebook.com/events/5847782… aunty ani can vouch, I'm sure :D x

Day Zero is when this guy murders everyone.